finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
black sand is better
i can’t believe the notes!!!!
Today Myself and my twin brother celebrate 26 years on this earth and this is where I chose to spend it 💧 #birthday #blessedlife
smile like a dog wearing a sombrero
he looks so free
aquariums are one of my favorite places to be
this made me really calm for no reason at all
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”